Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Brickhouse Chronicles: A Heaping Slice of Prurient Pie- Confessions of a Female Fat Admirer

In continuation of the "National Hug a Fat Chick Day" theme, I've decided to come out of the closet and make a confession.

*Nervously steps up to podium and clears throat*

"Hi, my name is Eve and I'm a dyke who loves fat chicks"

Whew......I feel so much better now!

I've felt so alone in my unbridled Sapphic lust of fluffy female forms that I chose to keep these urges to myself, waiting for the day when some other dyke would step forward and be the spokesperson for Female Fat Admirers Anonymous....but I can restrain myself no more! There are plenty of resources for men (gay and straight) who prefer their partners to have some extra cushion for the pushin', but where are my fellow female chubby chasers? Am I the only woman on this planet whose body type preference includes more than what Maxim magazine says is acceptable? Am I part of a rare breed? Am I the only dyke who has visions of luscious fat women with big bottoms running through her head? Hamm....in the event that I am...WOOHOO!! More fat chicks for me!

In case you haven't picked up on it....I love fat women. It's a love affair that I've had since I was a little girl and would stand transfixed to the TV. as my dad played his Pam Grier movies over and over and over again. Eavesdropping on the conversations that my dad and uncles' had with each other and sneaking looks at my dad's collection of 'Player' magazines (the black version of Playboy) taught me that I wasn't the only one who worshipped at the altar of voluptuous women. My dad was definitely a big influence on me developing my highly refined taste in appreciating the curvier things in life because he lived and breathed for big women...especially my mom. He would wax poetic about how much he loved her big hips, the way she walked, and how he thought she was the most beautiful woman on this earth. I couldn't agree more.

As I got older and interacted more in the "real world" outside my front door, I started absorbing the message that thin was the only acceptable form of beauty to appreciate and the desire for any other body type was a serious deviation....but at night I secretly thought of such well endowed sex goddess like blaxploitation icon Pam Grier, the hot chubby andro-dyke in my homeroom class, and women with the sort of soft, squishy, wobbly bits that continued to mesmerize me as they lusciously jiggled by me whenever I’m out and about. I stopped playing the conformity game after I came out of the closet and have been slowly working on reclaiming my former position as a non-repentant Fat Admirer #1 because there's no place like home. Don't get me wrong...I've dated and appreciated more than my share of lovely slender ladies, they have wobbly bits too and the fun part is looking for 'me!

I have to admit that one of the chief reasons why I'm so addicted to being an active part of the leather and queer community is that there's no shortage of lusciously curve enhanced eye candy to ogle at and it still blows me away that most of these women don't realize how fucking gorgeous they are. I don't mean gorgeous in the oh-so safe and sterile "you inspire me to love myself way", I mean gorgeous in the "you inspire me to bend you over and love YOU way". I love getting feedback from gorgeous fat women because frankly I makes my day and warms my libido but I find it hard to come up with stuff to say to them in return besides "duuuuuhhh, I think you're purty!" so I'm usually at a loss for words in the face of curvalicious beauty.

Speaking of beauty, the big dyke who "inspires" me into speechless lust the most is my wife and I happily while away most of my days ogling her and harassing her for sex because I find her to be absolutely delicious! Sometimes she has her bad days when she thinks that because she's a big daddy butch that she's not attractive and I couldn't disagree with her more. I love how when she holds me I feel completely safe in her strong arms. I especially love how she's able to physically take me down and make my wobbly parts jiggle! To me (and quite a few other dykes with good taste), she's the epitome of the classic old school butch: handsome, gentlemanly, and powerful *dribbling on keyboard*....I loves me some wifey!!

In conclusion...I'd like to say to all of the lovely fat, chubby, rubenesque, zaftig, plump, curvy, voluptuous, big, fluffy, squishy, juicy ladies out there....

Fat bottomed girls you make my rocking world go round!!

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